unto the Ratt!
also aka: is this
guy a threat to Dale Carnegie, or what!
Selected quotes from email,
rec.boats.paddle, the Keel-haulers Newsletter and
Date: Feb 26 2002, 17:20
Do you ever boat? Or just nit-pick?
No, you freaking moron...
Date: Feb 26 2002, 19:55
A. you are not my friend.
Date: Feb 08 2002, 23:29
Really, most impressive how you can
besmirch *my character* by claiming purity yourself.
Really, that was a masterpiece of underhanded
(She actually does a good enough
job of besmirching her own character.)
Date: Feb 13 2002, 20:19
I do have a problem with hyprocrites
on this board...
Date: Feb 08 2002, 18:23
I find myself irritated that I even
took the 4 minutes to respond to this rubbish...
Feb 08 2002, 20:36
2. You really don't have a life, do
Date: Feb 01 2002, 20:52
What the fuck do YOU know...
This time YOU don't know what you
are talking about!
Date: Jan 31 2002, 19:34
What an eloquent bunch of fluff...
Date: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 01:32:49 GMT
Evidently it's not at all far from
you, you Netwit...because you're going to go right ahead
and stick your head up your ass anyway, aren't you?...
And fuck you too, Ratso (sic),
Apr 04 2001
Thank you Theodore Kaczynski.
Please respond to my posts only if you can do so in a
...I really don't need your childish
and pointless responses.
1/24/01 7:50 PM
I thought it was you trying to get
your bone-box around the notion that no one bought your
line of guano. Color me surprised.
Date: 8 Oct 1999 07:27:53 GMT
Another sycophant of the idiot
prescribes good manners, simultaneously demonstrating
his complete lack of good manners. Boorish fool,
do you have a name?
(I think we all know the
name of the boorish fool.)
9/30/99 9:49:26 PM
Well, in your civil tone, are you a
bit of a jerk?
(Probably. We all do what we
enjoy, and are good at.)
…Fuck you. … Why not step off your
high horse and stop talking down and lecturing me clown.
… Get some social skills.
…What an asshole, pompous statement.
I will continue to express my opinion any damn time I
want … Why don't you get a fucking doctorate in any area
that you have an opinion in?
…You are focusing on my supposed
shortcomings rather than the issues aren’t you. A denial
defense in my opinion.
There is no need to talk down to me
because I have a poor opinion of whitewater rafting.
(No; there are so many other good
Deal with the issues rather than
trying to slant my actions and control my behavior.
(Good point. I mean, how can I
expect to control his behavior, when he
Now fuck off.
(Now, this is a guy to
take advice on social skills from, isn’t he? Parents,
take note: this kind of thing can happen if you beat
your kids daily and serve them dinner from a
doggy-dish on the floor.)
9/27/99 10:00:01 PM
(Robert and Laura Grier)
Who are you anyway? I want to know
who I should be avoiding if we ever hit the same turf.
Forum: Boater Talk
Date: Sep 16, 15:20
From: Tom Jones (is that your real
name, Tom? It’s not unusual to insult people
from behind a pseudonym…)
Anyone dumb enough to run a low
head (sic) dam should not be alowed (sic)
back on the river, and from what I have seen you ran one
didn’t you Ratt? Those are sooooo dangerous.
If you are going to run one please
don’t put it on the net and give others the wrong idea
that they are okay to run, because they are not. “You
know so little but speak so much”
(Hey, at least I know how to
spell and punctuate…)
Forum: Boater Talk
Date: Aug 19, 1999, 13:27
Get a Life!
RivieraRatt, What an idiot you are!
Forum: Boater Talk
Date: Aug 19, 1999, 11:00
You know nothing RivieraRatt!
What planet are you from?
Let me help refresh your faulty
Actually, if they looked at your pic
on your web page of you running
that low head dam and getting worked in the
hydralic (sic), they would think you were just
reckless to the point of being stupid.
…You are an idiot.
…And I keep posting to make sure
that people don’t think everyone is so oblivious to
safety issues as you are at times.
… So, once again, I put up with the
insults from about 4 or 5 of you…
… I pointed out the recklessness of
what you were doing.
You and others … tried to defend
…when it comes to river safety you
are not an infallible source.
…You continue with name calling each
time you lose a point here.
…In short, you are thin skinned in
…Your efforts to distract … by
trolling and name calling simply will no longer work.
(and he signs it)
(another from the same source, same
But then I also call Ratty
dumb…Ratt is yet another RBP regular that is bi-polar
when it comes to displaying “The Attitude”. At times he
stresses safety, then he flips into mental contortion
mode to justify stupid reckless acts like his running
that low head dam.
(Mr. Njall, King Troll of the
Leprechauns and Little Gnomes Marching Society [for
you trivia buffs: he’s actually Richard Hopley,
writing under an assumed name!], is truly an honored
member of Ratt Boy’s fan club. A
DéjàNoose search, looking for the
author: “Burnt*” and the words “Ratt” and “stupid,”
turned up 23 posts in a month!)
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 1999 05:55:02 -0500
Alright (sic), I don't know
who this piece of garbage named “river rat” (sic)
is. I don't know what his deal is. I don’t really care.
But one thing is for sure - I have seen a few of these
useless scraps of dung infest the net with their
less-than-negative (??? could someone with a
postgrad math degree explain “less than negative” for
me?) hate and disdain for mankind and for anyone
who has more than they do - which is obviously just
The fact is, dirtbag, you are a
fucking insecure moron who has nothing better to do than
flame the world and its inhabitants that keeps (sic)
you from being anything significant whatsoever. In other
words, this worthless site you have, your worthless
newsgroup remarks, your threatening and obnoxious
e-mail, your fabricated statistics (which show you to be
a patholigically [sic] obsessive-compulsive) -
the whole schmere (sic) bungmunch - show what a
pathetic loser you truly are. You don’t even show your
photo Mr. Kayak Boy.
What scares me is your degradation
of the gene pool and the fact that my children may have
to erase your offspring to win the battle against
welfare-ridden uneducated dungheaps like yourself (sic).
But I doubt that a self-loathing, probably molested,
Klaussen-buffer (no idea what this means; if you
have a clue, please tell me.)
like yourself (sic) can get a wife - even a
canine one. Hey, it’s not your fault your’re stupid
ratscum. You are just one more in a long line of losers
that infest the US while the other 5% refuses to dignify
your pathetic existence.
(Whew! Looks as though this guy
gets to be appointed Prez of Ratt-Boy’s Fan Club, eh?)
Date: 98-08-12 22:18:05 EDT
Hey smartass, the last time i
checked I am allowed to paddle with whom I want…So, in other words mind your own
From: SS & RK
Paddling class V water does not
necessarily make you a class V boater. There are plenty
of class III boaters running the Gauley and Upper
Yough…you have to learn…respect for the river and its
…River Ratt (sic) appears to
be an ass…
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Ken)
“You don't know JACK.”
(Attribution not remembered)
From: EhaskeLL@cleaver.com (chaz)
Another aol’er asshole…
From: “Dave Hanemaayer”
Date: Thu, Jul 16, 1998 12:21 EDT
Go ahead and make a supeficial (sic)
play on my words Rodent if it makes you feel INTELLIGENT
and “LOOK” smarter on this newsgroup.
From: email@example.com (Mygirl
…since a pervert like you is posting
this, why don’t you give some pointers to some of the
more depraved kayakers out there on how to molest
children. Someone with your cheap shot mentality should
be good at that sort of thing. Have a good day, asshole.
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Click here to slither back into
the Ratt Hole!