1. Of course there are instances in which people who could swim have drowned in any case. Be careful out there. (If you need clarification of this point, maybe you should only be paddling your fraternity pledges, stupid.)
5. Have you ever experienced major gastric distress while watching TV? There are times when, even if youíre on the couch, you have to lean.
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